filling a bathtub with the substance, throwing the person you hate the most in the tub and throwing the ice cube in the tub right after …. it would be over
such evil minds in this place
i love this evilness
Nah, don’t just throw it in you gotta flick it dramatically over your shoulder without looking as you walk away, preferably with a darkly humorous one-liner.
"The cold never bothered me anyway"
I was so impressed with this
Can we just all be grateful that this didn’t happen in his 11th regeneration
Literally reblogged this earlier today, have to reblog for that last comment.
Matt Smith would’ve broken both legs.
you might want to tone down your attitude a little bit, windows 8
what’s worse is that when you get to 7% it says, “Plug in your PC now.”
Windows 8: Sassy Edition
can’t wait for Windows 9
windows 12: PLUG IN YOUR FUCKING PC, YOU FUCKER.
Windows 10: “I’m sorry, I’m so sorry, but you really should plug in your computer.”
Windows 11: “Hello there - whoops, I think I tripped over something - you should plug in your computer before your work goes GERONIMO!”
once i had a dream that my cat was working at mcdonalds w/ me and she had a lil uniform and she kept getting fur in the fries and everyone was yelling at me and saying “ur cat sucks on fries” and i was like “shes just a cat give her a break!” and i woke up crying